emu

emu
1. (emu) (868↑, 99↓)
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands. Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.' emu:'fuckin bigidy bam\!' at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass\!'

2. (Emu) (501↑, 110↓)
Emus...The coolest bird in the world THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday. EMUS ROCK

I saw an Emu at the zoo It was planning it's attack on humanity

3. (emu) (500↑, 155↓)
One of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid.

You: "god, what's your problem emu kid?" Emo: "It's called emo\! Nobody understands\! *cry*"

4. (EMU) (325↑, 86↓)
a badass ostrich

That emu ruffles my feathers.

Author: The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich http://emu.urbanup.com/612549
5. (emu) (166↑, 40↓)
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu" Random: "Thats awesome" Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person" (awkward silence)

Author: Sloppies' Sasquatch http://emu.urbanup.com/1889358
6. (emu) (137↑, 58↓)
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.

I went to the zoo and saw an emu.

7. (emu) (167↑, 102↓)
A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it.

Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*

8. (emu) (56↑, 8↓)
a male teenager who pretends to live the "Emo" lifestyle for the sole reason of meeting Emo girls.

Tim donned his Emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.

Author: Ann_Hedonia http://emu.urbanup.com/3385220
9. (emu) (62↑, 21↓)
what my mom says when she means to say "emo"

Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair\! Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo Mom: oh *giggles* ok

Author: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee http://emu.urbanup.com/2048288
10. (emu) (57↑, 29↓)
n. A large, flightless bird related to the ostrich.

Hey Kagon\! It's an emu\!

11. (EMU) (37↑, 23↓)
THE MOST KICKASS ANIMAL I HAVE EVER heard of they are the coolest thing ever\!\!\!\!

wow emus are the most kickass animals invented\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

12. (Emu) (20↑, 12↓)
Australian slang used to describe a person who walks around racecourses picking up discarded tickets. Their actions mimic those of the flightless bird, the Emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae).

That fucking emu picked up my ticket before it hot the ground\!

13. (EMU) (5↑, 0↓)
A kick ass college in Ypsilanti Michigan. EMU stands for Eastern Michigan University Everyone says EMU is a bird or a emo spelled wrong but in reality it is a great school with a lot of great programs. the one down side is that the campus is built on the side of a hill so you feel even if you walk uphill to get to a building, when you leave the way you came in you are STILL going uphill. Also, EMU is the home of ECA or early college alliance, a program that lets kids as young as 14 start their college career early. the program can get you up to 60 free credits of college that "double dip" and count as highschool and college credits, thats 2 free years of college kids. I'm in ECA and am one of the more mature kids there because I act my age and not like a gimp-ass highschooler that wont ever shut the fuck up, and I'm almost 17 years old. overall EMU is a great school for anything and UofM and ace deuce (ann arbor) is right down the road from EMU so you can go there and party down instead of getting the HIV in ypsi.

1: yo broham lets go to EMU 2: go to a bird?? 1: no dumbass Eastern Michign university. the school? 2: Ohhhh alright dude lets gooooo

14. (emu) (10↑, 5↓)
The God damn scariest bird on planet Earth. Scaried the hell out of me when I went on a field trip to the zoo in the 2nd grade.

Random Kid: d00d luk at teh emu\!\!\!1\!11one\!\!\!1forty-two\!\! Me: Holy Shit\! Get me otta here\!

Author: Lady Indago http://emu.urbanup.com/2858960
15. (EMU) (15↑, 11↓)
A word midwestern moms often turn to when they can't figure out what "emo" means.

"Honey, look\! An emu farm\! Then maybe we'll see some of those 'emu tears' you always talk about."

Author: russian_girlovich http://emu.urbanup.com/2033087
16. (Emu) (5↑, 4↓)
A Character who often confirms they will either attend an event and then mysteriously becomes unavailable on phone, e-mail or even in person as the event date comes closer. Everything becomes eerily quiet. Once the event is over they will slowly and gradually reappear before disappearing again in time for the next event they have confirmed attendance at.

My mate Bill has gone and emu'ed again, i have no idea where he is.

17. (emu) (25↑, 24↓)
half of a comedy pair from the 70's, Rod Hull and Emu. Emu was actually a very large hand puppet; Rod's hand was the emu's head, and his "arm" was a fake, so it looked like he was carrying the large bird. Their routine was not too funny at first, until the emu began to respond to the bad jokes and puns Rod was saying. The emu would make strange faces, stick out his tongue, and mimic his handler, leading Rod to believe he was actually funny. Usually the act ended when the emu attacked Rod. This explanation will make no sense to people who haven't seen it (you young people) but those who came of age in the 70's and 80's Rod Hull and Emu rank with [Monty Python] and the original cast of [Saturday Night Live].

I can't remember which shows they appeared on, but Rod Hull and Emu did all kinds of variety, skit comedy, and kids shows in the 70's.

18. (emu) (4↑, 4↓)
slang for emulation and emulators, playing games or using other software and hardware that it ddnt originally run on, eg console games on pc

1.I just downloaded a gameboy emu 2. man i want to emu this game but it wont run on fusion

19. (Emu) (30↑, 30↓)
Short for [Emulator], a piece of software that can play [Roms] which are illegally copied games.

Hey, did you get that new Super Nintendo emu?

Author: Draconiator23 http://emu.urbanup.com/581263
20. (Emu) (2↑, 3↓)
Somebody who is over/ extremely emo all the damn time. Yes, emus are giant birds from aussieland, but they are also extremely beyond emo people.

guy1: my life sucks lately, I cut myself in every direction, and cry in the corner, nothing ever goes how I want. guy2: Cheer up emu kid.

21. (Emu) (2↑, 3↓)
1. The coolest bird ever. 2. A mispronunciation of the emo subculture.

1. Look at that emu run\! 2. Cry, little emu boy.

Author: Masochistic Clown http://emu.urbanup.com/3970693
22. (emu) (22↑, 23↓)
The best creature in existence, also Emu Daemon, a creature of ungodly power.

"Jonathan, no more summoning Emu Deamons in class."

23. (emu) (29↑, 31↓)
1. A person who thought an emo kid was emu. 2. Someone who has an obsessive need for cranberry juice. 3. Someone who thinks their emo becasue they cut themselves with a black felt marker and listen to Britney Spears and Ricky Martin. 4. Someone who says "Sury chury but i have to go to weding to read a new stury."

"Wow emu go drink some cranberry juice" 'Sury chury but i have to go to weding to read a new stury."

24. (Emu) (26↑, 28↓)
1. mocking the word emo by changing the "O" to a "U" for a sound of disgust; such as "ugh" 2. a type of large bird

I hate those emu kids, they're so hormonaly insane.

25. (emu) (7↑, 10↓)
an [emo] person who doesn't cut themselves

Person 1: "God, you're so emo\!\!" Person 2: "No I'm not. I don't cut myself." Person 1: "I guess that makes you emu, right?" Person 2: *sigh* "no one understands. I hate the world."

Author: emu_is_like_a_llama http://emu.urbanup.com/2843146
26. (emu) (17↑, 21↓)
Alternative word for and Emo. Created by a great master and wise advisor, emu was originally used to describe a long-necked person that was obviously emo. The best thing about the term is that emo's won't know you're making fun of them when you call them an Emu.

These emu's better git outta my way or I'll rip the sweater-vests right off their backs\!

Author: CrimsonClaw http://emu.urbanup.com/1529908
27. (emu) (14↑, 18↓)
a. Sarcastic or exasperated state provoked by the expression of emo sentiments. b. Mock-emo.

a. Stop it with the masturbating and crying--you're making me all emu. b. Life just hasn't been worth living since Dashboard Confessional called me pathetic.

28. (Emu) (19↑, 24↓)
1. To be extremely irritating and try to pretend to be a moderator on a forum and to hump people for no reason. (Sanji/Orlando) 2. Being a forum whore, correcting all posts based on the forum rules. (Wikipedia, anonymous) See also, Emufarmers Sangly: The fourm whore. Has a "Q3 Fourm Implant". Doesn't actually play the game. (Wikipedia, anonymous)

Don't be an Emu. Stop being an emu.

Author: Emufarmers Sangly http://emu.urbanup.com/1523856
29. (emu) (9↑, 16↓)
cool. Orinated when Australian's discovered that the 80's Australian slang for cool [grouse] is an American bird, and the American representatives in the discussion suggested Emu as a suitable slang word for the smae meaning. Now popularized mainly in country New South Wales some areas of America

dude, that's so emu, its the greatest\!

30. (emu) (5↑, 13↓)
the way in which one walks with straight legs when under the influence of alcohol and XTC, usually at a rave or festival

i think jimmy flipped out, he's doin' the emu... somebody get him a lolly-pop

31. (emu) (7↑, 17↓)
a large bird that lays large eggs.

and no, we americans don't pronounce emu emyoo,why don't you learn something about america before you say something

32. (emu) (31↑, 41↓)
A large flightless bird For all you Americans it's also produced e-mm-you and not e-moo, stupid Americans

It's EMU not emoo, you guys need to learn to speak

Author: Kieren and Grae http://emu.urbanup.com/1850389
33. (emu) (11↑, 23↓)
1. a misspelling of EMO (self explanatory) 2. A misspelling of IMU, a hawaiian oven that you dig in your backyard and stick a pig in.

1. "Wow, those EMOs are fast" 2. "Eh Kimo, Who wen stuck da BABY in da IMU???" fine then\!\!\! EMU\! (geshundheit)

Author: gwWaaarr\!\!\!\! http://emu.urbanup.com/1675446
34. (emu) (10↑, 25↓)
a Kevinism. n. an [emo]

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

35. (emu) (3↑, 21↓)
a large bird with a long neck. the word [emu] is also a [one syllabel word]

predator approaches,emu places head is put into ground and pretends to be invisible

Author: illiterate rockstar http://emu.urbanup.com/1722294
36. (Emu) (7↑, 29↓)
Made By the company UGG (the boots) a cheaper version of uggs that are still hot and trendy\! uggs look so damn sexy with a mini skirt\! MMHmmmHH\!\!

What are those? Why there Emu's\! they are made by Ugg but just called Emu..like totally you rock\!

Author: mike patterson http://emu.urbanup.com/1433441
37. (emu) (5↑, 27↓)
a drug dealer with an extremeley huge ass and cant find pants to fit his/her huge ass a fugly biatch who does drugs

damn those emus. mr.ferguson is a really fat emu.

Author: IrockLikeAship (mel) http://emu.urbanup.com/859043
38. (Emu) (2↑, 25↓)
A emo person that is homosexual

"OMFG\!\! Look at that dyke\! But she looks gothic or something." "No, she's emu\!"

39. (emu) (8↑, 32↓)
a. A genre of Australian [emo] music. b. An Australian follower of emo trends.

That guy is very emu.

40. (Emu) (6↑, 30↓)
An emu is a random boy who shouts out random words and can sometimes be quite amusing- but is mostly wierd.

Hey Emu\! You look like an emu, emu\!

41. (Emu) (4↑, 29↓)
Australian version of "emo". Emo music produced or made in Australia. (b.werner)

Blink 182 etc play a style that is refered to as emo music, Emu is really the same music just produced in Australia. An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).

Author: Benjamin Werner http://emu.urbanup.com/1541090
42. (emu) (1↑, 27↓)
means being the sexiest chic

hey baby u are being very emu

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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  • Emu — 〈m. 6; Zool.〉 straußenähnlicher, flugunfähiger Vogel Australiens, der zusammen mit einer verwandten Art u. den Kasuaren zu der Ordnung Casuarii gehört: Dromaeus novae hollandiae [<engl. emu, gekürzt aus port. ema di gei „Erdkranich“] * * * Emu …   Universal-Lexikon

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